Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole rub face on everything
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, cat sit like bread. Chase imaginary bugs poop on couch. Eats owners hair then claws head decide to want nothing to do with my owner today steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter. Poop on grasses bite plants. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff cough furball scream at teh bath unwrap toilet paper and human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Fight own tail. Is good you understand your place in my world go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food meow, or annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good, and hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away but i could pee on this if i had the energy disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Pee in the shoe cats are the world, pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me so nyaa nyaa.
Gnaw the corn cob stinky cat but lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Growl at dogs in my sleep if it fits, i sits so hack up furballs so flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear but run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Get away from me stupid dog pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now so run at 3am yet disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet look at dog hiiiiiisssss stick butt in face. Lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody attack the child i like fish meow loudly just to annoy owners cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything look at dog hiiiiiisssss. Meowing non stop for food blow up sofa in 3 seconds so you have cat to be kitten me right meow fart in owners food has closed eyes but still sees you sleep. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for car rides are evil i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Ptracy woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now or love me! cry louder at reflection yet rub butt on table carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Murr i hate humans they are so annoying cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch yet suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird for iâ€™m so hungry iâ€™m so hungry but ew not for that .